Your Fucking Cat Killed You is a short, mad-libs style game where you roll to see how many words, you'll use to describe your death by your cat's paws, and then roll again to see which page of the dictionary to find these words.
The game has you roll 2d20 to determine the page number for the dictionary, but since my dictionary was 1,500 pages, I adjusted it for 3d20 and just re-rolled when I went over.
I rolled 16 words and crafted a story about how my cat was so embarrassed about being found out that she was showing affection towards me that she murdered me!
You can read my playthrough HERE
I never responded to this AWESOME playthrough and I'm so sorry. So thank you, it's so wholesome and I LOVE the story about Puffin as well as the illustration!
Great job. Thanks for taking the time to going through my silly little game. :) Give Puffin a scratch from me.
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Your Fucking Cat Killed You is a short, mad-libs style game where you roll to see how many words, you'll use to describe your death by your cat's paws, and then roll again to see which page of the dictionary to find these words.
The game has you roll 2d20 to determine the page number for the dictionary, but since my dictionary was 1,500 pages, I adjusted it for 3d20 and just re-rolled when I went over.
I rolled 16 words and crafted a story about how my cat was so embarrassed about being found out that she was showing affection towards me that she murdered me! You can read my playthrough HERE
I never responded to this AWESOME playthrough and I'm so sorry. So thank you, it's so wholesome and I LOVE the story about Puffin as well as the illustration!
Great job. Thanks for taking the time to going through my silly little game. :) Give Puffin a scratch from me.
Hilarious! If you like cats and comedy and pondering your own mortality, then you should grab this and play it.
Thank you, David, glad it made you laugh.
I'm considering building it out with random tables one day.