d100 reasons you miss an attack

d100 reasons you miss an attack is a random table of silly and serious reasons why your players just missed an attack.
Made with Mörk Borg in mind, but useful for all your TTRPG lovelyness. 

Three examples – download and find 97 more:

61: the enemy rips off their arm, and parries with it
95: you swing for the neck and hit, had the enemy been taller
2: a classic parry, how underwhelming

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Thanks to Alewife for spell-checking and challeging my idea of humor. And thanks to Anders Dahl Kramer for helping me go over everything, one last time! Also thank you to the dead-guy who drew the owls. 

d100 reasons you miss an attack is an independent production by Philip Jensen and is not affiliated with Ockult Örtmästare Games or Stockholm Kartell.
It is published under the MÖRK BORG Third Party License.

MÖRK BORG is copyright Ockult Örtmästare Games and Stockholm Kartell.